Homophobic Hillbillies

Kerry's concession speech - the first draft.
I'm a few days late on this, but it's worth a read.

I concede that I overestimated the intelligence of the American people. Though the people disagree with the President on almost every issue, you saw fit to vote for him.

I never saw that coming. That's really special. And I mean special in the sense that we use it to describe those kids who ride the short school bus and find ways to injure themselves while eating pudding with rubber spoons. That kind of special.