Please disperse, there is nothing to see here

Citing his supreme goal of accommodating the current administration, Pat Roberts has announced there will be no investigation of the warrentless wiretapping debacle at this time. The Chairman of the Senate Intelligence committee, charged with the oversight of the entire government's intelligence implementation, has decided no oversight is currently needed. Jay Rockefeller sighed at the impending irrelevance of his committee while the rest of Washington went "woohoo, it's Friday!"

"I believe that such an investigation at this point ... would be detrimental to this highly classified program and efforts to reach some accommodation with the administration," Roberts said.

Meanwhile, the House Intel Committee has agreed to launch their own investigation and Cheney announced he'd shoot Rockefeller in the face on February 29th, 2006