The one true anti-christ

On the day that

56 people are kidnapped in Iraq

Islamic militants seize control of the capital of Somalia

Stocks and the US dollar plunge because of Iran oil threats

Our idiot-in-chief has decided that the biggest threat to America is people who love each other. Yes we all know it swung at least one election his way, but seriously, those who consider same-sex marriage an issue, let alone a threat, are OUT OF THEIR UNBELIEVEABLY NARROW FUCKING MINDS.

Now can we get back to real business, like making June 6, 2006 National Number of the Beast Day?