Lost in translation

What a delightful headline to see on Google news:
Spitzer's iron wrist shits to music industry

"BEIJING, Oct. 24 (Xinhuanet) -- New York Attorney General Eliot Spitzer's office now shits their attention to the music industry, particularly its practices for influencing what songs are heard on the public airwaves. "

Finally, the press has decided to stand up for the big record companies!

In other "learn to lip sync" news, Ashlee Simpson had a "soundtrack malfunction" on SNL. Funniest thing I've seen on the show in years. Check out the video.
She then had the audacity to blame the band.