And now back to more bone-crushing open-fracture action!

Please people, for the last time, football is totally wholesome — do not be fooled by the siliconed ladies in skimpy outfits. First Ms. Jackson threatened to taint our beloved national pastime with her wardrobe malfunction and now T.O. gets randy on MNF and the values voters get their bibles in a bunch.

Where's L.T. when you need him to restore some dignity to the game?

He was the king and he had a devious way to weaken opponents the night before the game – by sending escorts to their rooms to tire them out. Did it work?

Absolutely, says Taylor. "You know what they like and what type of women they like and you just call the service. What you got?"

The idea was to keep the player up all night. “Just as long as you can,” says Taylor. “Every time they [opposing players] sit there and tell you, ‘Oh, we gotta get some sleep,’ that's when the party really starts.”

He said he knew about this trick because it was done to him before a big game in Houston.