How th' heck y'all get in this mess anyweh?

You can tell this photo was taken at the exact moment when Bush Told Iraqis 'Get Governing,'

he then went on to say

"Ah mean c'mon, it's been like what 3 years now? I know it's hard work fightin' terrah, but we can't do all the govnin' for ya! Tell ya what, if I can help my ol pal Kennyboy beat his rap, we'll send him over to show y'all how to run thins."

he then actually, seriously I'm crappin you negative, said that Saddam was the person responsible for the current violence and the only person capable of holding Iraq together.

just watch the tape

And now a fourth year

"The level of activity that we see today from a military standpoint, I think, will clearly decline. I think they're in the last throes, if you will, of the insurgency." - Dick Cheney 6/20/2005

IED Fatalities in June, 2005 = 35

"So what we've seen is a serious effort by them to foment civil war, but I don't think they've been successful," Cheney said, adding that he believes the insurgents have "reached a stage of desperation." - Dick Cheney 3/19/2005

IED Fatalities in February, 2006 = 38

March madness

This week's episode of "choose your outrage" welcomes the following contestants:

The largest oil spill to occur on the tundra of Alaska's North Slope has deposited up to 267,000 gallons of thick crude...

Largest airborne assault in Iraq since the beginning of the war...

Bush administration renews “preemptive war” strategy... (so far, so good!)

Bush asserts Iran behind some IED manufacture, General Pace then clarifies that no proof exists

Democratic infighting distracts from party message... (they have one?)

NYC cops "proactively" arrested demonstrators...

Military Jailing Vietnam War Resisters 40 Years After They Refused to Serve

and the winner is:

Kitten stomping video sparks outrage in China

Beijing - A Chinese woman has publicly apologised after she infuriated animal lovers by stomping a kitten to death on video, state media said yesterday.

Wang Jue, a nurse from northeast China's Heilongjiang province, said she was persuaded into performing for the bizarre video after she had suffered a divorce.

The film was later posted on the internet and could be downloaded for free, the Shanghai Daily reported. It was meant as an advertisement for a website selling videos of "small animals being stomped to death by provocative women".

The video created an uproar and the website was closed. Wang was fired from her job. - Sapa-AFP

C'mon do it!