Ann Coulter's #1 Fan - Dana Carvey!

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Kay Wright, Lawrence, carries a copy of Ann Coulter's book "How to Talk to a Liberal." Wright hoped to get it signed for her son, Lt. Col. Kevin Wright, of Fort Knox, Ky.

Living will

A craigslist poster has taken the Schiavo debate to new levels of humor

Your tax dollars hard at work

FBI Admits Mistakenly Giving Man Back Secret Files He Took

Get that? These people are supposed to be detectives.

Get that smut outta my violence!

Texas lawmaker seeks to ban "sexy cheerleading"...

Choose your outrage

Remember the "Choose Your Own Adventure" books? It's kinda like that...

For the Environmentalist: ANWR Drilling Approved! Who cares about the impact, there's oil in them thar hills!

For the Peacenik: Wolfie Honored! Support dangerously imperialistic policy and when your boss doesn't quit, well we'll find something for ya.

For the Death Penalty Abolisher: Fry That Manure Salesman! Yeah it was only circumstantial evidence, but look at him - he's evil with that smug expression!

Well at least the 'thrax scare turned out to be false

I own a timber company??

When his enormous capacity for logic fails, our fearless leader tries funny. It doesn't work either.

"The president has always had a casual demeanor and he has been buoyed by recent events. Success does make you feel a lot more comfortable with who you are."

- Rick Santorum

Oh no he didn't...success??

Pass the jesus juice

Jacko invokes the holy man. I promised myself I'd reserve comment on this absurd trial, but I love the term 'jesus juice'.

Public Enemy #1

Grandma Ganja
Septuagenarian was dealing pot from her West Virginia home


Don't you all feel safer now that this menace to society is looking at a hard 15? Though I am afraid she looks resourceful enough to continue her criminal enterprise from the slammer - better put her in solitary.

Better yet, send her to Syria for interrogation so she can rat out the big timers.